[Dr. Sivana]

What about the counter-argument: that dodos are not extinct, but in fact left Mauritius on a spaceship in 1685 and built the Martian canals?

And if the University of Anglia had purposely hidden a 300 year-old document maintaining just that, I would certainly give it a fair hearing upon discovery, and demand that they cough up everything they've got.

[Tublecane]

Global temperatures not rising since 97 in an era of rapidly expanding carbon emissions is much more solid evidence than the possibility that aliens whisked Dodos away. You’d think even they would be willing to admit that. Ah, but they changed it from global warming to “climate change,” and now no matter what happens it confirms their theory. Which is like proving the Dodo never went extinct by pointing to a Labrador retriever and saying that’s a Dodo right there.