I liked don’t eat chicken/watermelon in front of white people.
One time many years ago my buddy and I were walking around enjoying the festivities at the Fourth of July celebrations at Williams Air Force Base when a couple of African-American airmen drove up with their trunk lid open and the trunk filled to the brim with watermelons. I couldn't resist. I looked at my friend and said, "How stereotypical."
I have alot of black friends and the watermelon and chicken one is real. Had a 4th of July party where we served broasted chicken and all the normal sides which included watermelon. My buddy ate everything but those two.
The rest are just proof that the author lives a more sheltered life than the average Amish kid. The reason you don’t speak “ebonics” in front of white people is because its impolite to speak a different language infront of other people. You dont talk about TV shows with people you know didn’t watch them. I dont ask my coworkers if they caught the last rugby match on El Ocho because I know they havent! Go ahead and dance in front of us, we may laugh at you though.
I will eat chicken and watermelon in front of anyone. LOL