DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-12 (Let the layoffs begin! Or: You get what you vote for)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 10, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[wjcsux]

I take it that Kamp Kumbaya is now permanently closed.

[Charles Henrickson]

I take it that Kamp Kumbaya is now permanently closed.

The kamp directors had to lay off all of their kounselors.

[GeronL]

I guess they have already forgotten about the Obama-loving Darden restaraunts going to part-time only?

[Twinkie]

Yes! JUNGLE BELLS! I’m done with walking on eggshells about the PC stuff.

[Nowhere Man]

I will openly suggest that any Republican/Conservative that owns a business or has the power to hire/fire in any business, find out who voted for Obama and fire them. This isn't just revenge, it's fighting back to survive. The more of them that lose THEIR job, the less likely they are to continue to support the business killing Zero.

Well, that's what I would do if I had a business, they would be the first to go. Anybody that voted for Obama a second time and/or supports him and his polices are persona non grata to me. They are dead to me. I do have a couple of exceptions but beyond that, I'm culling things like Facebook friends and so on.

[Nowhere Man]

Love Jungle Bells. I’m tired of the PC crap too. What we need for our side in the House is a jerkass who is not afraid to tell the truth, tell the Democrates where to stick it and is unapologetic. We need somebody like “Dr. House” from “House.”

[ExCTCitizen]

Vegas Employer: Obama Won–So I Fired 22 Employees

Not only that but how about this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2957654/posts

Hey, DUmmies, it is the first of many job losses coming...

Doubt this is even true. . . .

How about the 2 businesses in PA, is that not True, DUmmies??

Will probably be hearing lots more of these "scary" stories in the next few weeks.

[Try, the next few DAYS.]

A few hours, my nephew (who works at Office Depot) is being laid off....unless he wants to be a part timer...

I'd like to see a headline...that reads...Business Owner - "Obama won so I hired 22+ people"

Yes, I heard that a company hired 22 people because of Obama -- IN BRAZIL

Like he'd ever have 22 people he didn't actually need to run his business. . . .

if he fired 22, that would be because of waste.... unneeded employment.

Hmmm... DU people explaining employment and business! I guess they took LIBERAL ECONOMICS 1 at the University of Mom's BASEMENT.

Your employer can dump you anytime they want.

DU poster, you are wrong, DU people don't have JOBS, unless watching daytime TV and drinking beer is a job by you guys since you get a WELFARE CHECK from the TAXPAYERS!!

F the employer, the employees make the bussiness mostly anyway

A graduate from the University of Mom's Basement in LIBERAL ECONOMICS, and he minored in Spelling!!

hich reminds me. This must be Bush's fault. Yep, Obamacare is Bush's fault.

LOL

Needs his business confiscated. Since he can't run it properly and uses it to punish his employees, he shouldn't be allowed to own it.

DUmmie TRJuan (14 posts), while I appreciate the effort, and that's CLOSE to what a real DUmmie might say

LOL...I think TRJuan is really a SOCIALIST!! (or a NUTCASE, but then 99.999999% of those people at DU are!)

A Utah coal company owned by a vocal critic of President Barack Obama has laid off 102 miners.

But don't you EnvironMENTALcases like that they won't be HARMING the planet??

[TheOldLady]

[ExCTCitizen]

Your graphic of “Mutual of Obama” is a slap in the face of many “Native Americans”.

Yes, we should have SENATOR Elect 'SQUAW SPEAKING BULL' as the logo!!

[ExCTCitizen]

Then, let the employees go out and set up a competing enterprise.

Maybe they can get a grant for the operating capital!

Just tell dear Leader ZERO that it will be 'GREEN ENERGY' and he'll give it to them.

Of course, if it was DU that would start a Company, I'd demand COD if I did business with them...

[mrsmel]

Even if they recognised that truth, they wouldn’t care. Socialists are ALL aout “equality”, even if the only equality possible is to the lowest common denominator, which is generally the case, as people can’t be more than they are, but they can easily be less.

It’s rampant in the black community where it’s known as “crabs in a barrel” syndrome.

[mrsmel]

Ha, the government does that every day, with its huge bureaucracy. They just pass the costs on to the productive through taxes and fees, therefore they can run at a ruinous loss forever.

[epow]

Which reminds me. This must be Bush's fault. Yep, Obamacare is Bush's fault.]

Of course it is. If he hadn't personally bypassed Congress with secret executive orders to unconstitutionally cancel Medicaid and Medicare Obamacare wouldn't have been necessary.

Fortunately for all the poor non-white people who were starving while dying of easily treatable diseases under Bush's tyrannical reign of terror, Obama came to our rescue in the nick of time. And now thanks to the magic of Obamacare and Obama's mastery of fiscal sleight of hand, never again will any US resident of any age, gender, sexual orientation, skin color, or political ideology (except evil conservatism) die of any disease, old age, starvation, or even experience any physical or emotional discomfort at all.

I don't know about you ungrateful chronic complainers out there, but I can hardly wait to get my share of all those wonderful free benefits that we won Tuesday by simply voting a few times at different places. That may have been a bit too much exertion for some, but I was willing to pay the price for finally being assured by our president himself that I will get all the goodies that society owes me just for being alive.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, this is a good time to stock up BIG on emergency supplies like food. Use coupons to cut/eliminate the cost. I am making plans to stock up with about 1000 cans of tuna, 1000 cans of spam and corned beef, sterno, etc.. I am also seeing barter as increasing drastically as hyperinflation kicks in. I wonder how many cans of food I can get with a bottle of Grey Goose? Let’s see... Get lots of body wash, trade for Grey Goose and trade that for the food supplies.