[xenob]

So confused... Are you looking for Moonshine? Ha...

[Vigilanteman]

Moonshine? Hell, we got that in Greene County. While you're there, you can even swing by the prison and visit Jerry Sandusky. Tell him to hang in there since Obama and his crowd are working on declaring that type of behavior normal.

Seriously, your easiest stop in West Virginia is the first exit just past the Pennsylvania line: Cabela's in Wheeling. I suspect it could play a role similar to what Harper's Ferry did in our last Civil War.