Skip to comments.Its time to lie.
Posted on 11/04/2012 2:44:50 PM PST by prplhze2000
Hate exit polls as much as I do. Mike Royko had the PERFECT solution for them. LIE. Here is an old column of his I dug up. Enjoy.
Best lines I have heard are:
“Anybody who has a religion states - ‘That’s between me and my God, (and my wife/husband).”
“Atheists state: ‘Ask my husband/wife, and I’ll pound your butt!’
That should cover it. If they get pesky, just jump to ‘atheist’ line, since we are all human.
I don’t agree with that. I would say I voted for Romney. If everyone lies and says they voted for Obama you know the msm will be touting that all day and it could effect the Republican turn out later in the day.
I live in Ky. Not Jefferson County or Lexington. Ya think I’m gonna get exit polled? har har
Noway, nohow. Don’t lie. If you get asked, proudly say you voted for Romney/Ryan. We want the West Coast Demoralized. Maybe, some will stay home if the election got called early enough. :-)
Works for me. Whenever I actually decide to answer the questions, I always lie like a rug.
You are right. Plus, if exit-polling favors Obama, then when the Democrats lose, they will try to use the courts or the streets for a re-count.
Proper way to do it:
Exit pollster: Who did you vote for?
Exit pollster: What is your party registration?
Exit pollster: How old are you?
Exit pollster: Who did you vote for for Senate?
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