[Old Sarge]

Not only did The Kenyan Commando kill bin Laden, he also:

* piloted the lead helicopter flying VFR in total darkness;

* put the bird on whisper-mode autohover;

* Australian-rapelled into the courtyard with a crew-served weapon in each hand;

* stopped a three-round burst with his sculpted abs;

* kicked down every door with a head butt;

* took out Bin Laden single-handedly with a double-tap of .50 cal mercury-tipped hollow-point tracer rounds; AND

* recorded the whole event with a camcorder strapped to his schlong!

[Brasky]

Wow that had me laughing. Thx

[henbane]

[Zero]took out Bin Laden single-handedly with a double-tap of .50 cal mercury-tipped hollow-point tracer rounds. . . .

No wonder the Muzzies are going crazy everywhere--Hero Zero has really stirred them up this time.