[Cvengr]

"This is a fact: Muslims have visited America prior to Columbus. It was a Muslim who guided Columbus on his voyage to the new world," Hough said.

If that was a fact, then I can only conclude that Muslims are the most incompetent mindset in the last 1500 years and will only lead to economic collapse, because they haven't prevailed in promoting any economy in the Americas since before 1492.

[Hardraade]

here’s something I have often been told by jihadists, in my underground travels:

Abraham really wished he was a muslim.

This is insanilty of course; still, it is completely consistent.