DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-12 ("Red or green?": President Obama tackles the serious questions)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2012 | HUffies and Charles Henrickson

[rockrr]

Loved the Monty Python bit at the end. If only it were true...

[par4]

In fairness, in New Mexico “Red or Green” IS serious business

And to which the correct answer is: "Christmas"

(At least when choosing sauce for your enchilada)

[Slings and Arrows]

Very true.

[PJ-Comix]

OT but I have a song parody rolling around in my mind to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" It would be to that tune called "Who Let the Jobs Out?"

It's a snappy tune. Last Winter when I got back from Venezuela, I told a Haitian friend of mine about flying over over Haiti and seeing the mountains complete DEVOID of trees or any other greenery. On the spur of the moment I sang, "Who? Who? Who let the trees out?"

The Haitian guy laughed like hell and now every time I see him, he asks me to sing out that line. Might work with "Who Let The Jobs Out?"

[freedumb2003]

"Red. . . . No, green!"

PULL!!!

It's good to be da king...

[CSM]

“Why should Obama take time to answer their questions? He has a busy schedule unlike Romney who spends all his time running around the country and campaigning. . . . “

This absolutely has to be a LFT who also happens to be a TGO listener! I have no doubt about it!

[CSM]

Check out this weeks schedule: http://www.whitehouse.gov/schedule/complete/2012-W34

What a joke!

[ExCTCitizen]

During a arduous campaign stop in a third grade classroom, Barrack Obama went off teleprompter and took questions. A boy stood up and said, "Mr President, my name is Jimmy. I have three questions. Why would you want to hold the office of a county you obviously hate, how can you claim the Republicans are trying to destroy Medicare when you raided the program to fund your health-care plan and where is your so called ‘transparency’ you promised when you won't even release your college records?” “My,” responded Obama, “those are certainly some interesting questions. Why don't we get back to those right after your recess.” After recess, the children returned to the classroom and Obama asked, “Did anyone have any questions?” A little girl stood up. “Mr President, my name is Susie. I have five questions. Why would you want to hold the office of a county you obviously hate, how can you claim the Republicans are trying to destroy Medicare when you raided the program to fund your health-care plan, where is your so called ‘transparency’ you promised when you won't even release your college records, why did the recess bell ring at 9:15 when recess doesn't start until 10:30 AND WHERE THE HELL IS JIMMY???!!!”

LOL I love it!!!