I had an accident. I’m down to four.
Ouch!
Mrs L and I were standing in line at the local grocery store the other day. On the cover of one of those magazines was written “Sex Secrets About Men”.
Mrs. L looked at it, snorted, and said to the lady behind here “There’s no secret. They want sex pretty much all the time.” The other lady burst out laughing and replied “Ain’t that the truth, honey.”