It's nearly a mile to the nearest neighbor, who the hell would build a Seven-Eleven near me? If we had one and they started selling Cocaine Slurpees, we'd probably just burn it down. I don't know where you live, but I think it's messing with your head.
Cocaine Slurpees would be a nice little profit center. Seven-Eleven could afford to build more stores, develop more teenage customers.
Seven-Eleven could offer straight from the fountain a delicious brown-and-white heroin/cocaine concoction beyond all libertarian dreams.