Tiger Woods Needs to Get Right With God

The Christian Diarist ^ | May 5, 2012 | JP

[Delta Dawn]

You may be correct.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Buddha isn’t a god, and it’s not really comparable with gods or God worship. As such, the comparison should be with golf, in that, since only God can make him a good golfer, he should stop golfing and pray to God.

[Tolkien]

He is a malignant narcissist.

http://listverse.com/2011/12/21/10-terrible-scrooges/

[Tijeras_Slim]

So why aren’t you winning majors?

[Tijeras_Slim]

“Back in 1994, the man set a record that is likely to stand forever. Playing his first round of golf on a regulation, PGA-style, 18-hole course, Kim Jong Il scored 11 holes-in-one while he carded a stunning 38 UNDER par.”

I guess that’s because Kim was such a good Christian.

[Isabel C.]

I’ll bet you if there was some pussy at the 18th hole you could hack it!

Spoken like a 12-year-old.