[Dr. Thorne]

Obama will win because an amalgamated majority of Americans:

1. are out of work and need government benefits
2. are elderly and need government benefits
3. have recently dropped below the poverty line and need government benefits
4. have spent their lives living on government benefits
5. are ethnically predisposed to vote for a black president
6. have been indoctrinated into progressivism in public schools and colleges
7. have no morals
8. are lifelong Democrats
9. hate themselves and their own country.

I still love America and miss it very much since it's recent death.

[DarthVader]

Alot of these people are too stupid or lazy to go to the polls.