[DainBramage]

Im a democrat because I dont have to justify my assertion that I am the most intelligent person in any argument with facts.

I have a PHD in Green Bean mating habits and French short stories.

[exit82]

I am a Democrat becasue I hate babies and like seeing them aborted and their body parts sold.

I hate Republicans because....well, because.

I am a Democrat because I love never having to make sense, endure accountability or responsibility, making up the rules as I go along.

I am a Democrat becasue I never have to use reason to defend any of my positions.

I am a Democrat because even though most of us are 1% I am down with the 99%.

I am a Democrat because I think my rights are given only by the government. God has nothing to do with where my rights come from—in fact, God has nothing to do with anything. I am my own God.

I am a Democrat because other people SHOULD pay for everything I want, even condoms and birth control pills.

I am a Democrat because I hate America, the Constitution, and myself.

I am a Democrat because I am an enemy of freedom.