Who says Texans speak like normal people? I kinda reckon we don’t so much. Frankly, I’m rather proud we don’t. From Geprge W. Bush to Dan Rather, we have out own way of putting things.
As a Californian, I would remind my Texan friends that a lot of that list applies to them as well.
They haven't forgotten all the controversy their Governor stirred up a few months ago when he tried to explain why "undocumented Texans"...ummm....errr....I mean "illegal aliens" were being granted in-state tuition rates to attend their institutes of higher indoctrination, have they?
What? No translation for “and the horse you rode in on”?
:-)
I’m ok with In-N-Out burgers coming from California to Texas, just not the voters.
Note to east bound Californians from the state of Texas: Sorry, we’re closed.