Now, now, I live in Bammy, too. In perspective, it's hard to get bent out of shape after being called 'slow' by a Tribesman Of The Hanging Chad. It's like Barney Frank accusing you of being a flaming faggot while wearing one of his undersized man-boob T-shirts. Just another drive-by 'WTF?' moment in paradise.
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
You’ve got a point, but the women of my family are so smart its scary, and they read FR.
several own their own business, and others made it into MENSA.