[Liz]

"I have sex with women---mostly. But now I'll have to
get it on with a 1-2 disgusting men, since testifying
before Congress for free birth control."

"Yes, I'm an agent for Planned Parenthood. Planned
Parenthood buys b/c on the cheap and sells it to the
govt for big bucks."

[Liz]

"Gosh, Speaker Pelosi, I hope you don't get my
sexually transmitted diseases by shaking hands with me."

" No Sandra dear, the only way is if you had sex with my husband."

"What his phone number?"