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Islamic terrorists plot to attack U.S. from Mexico

Ha! Bring it on, you camel and goat molesters!

You'll NEVER, NEVER get across the most impenetrable, heavily-guarded, most secure, iron-clad, fortress-like border in the world!

And there are alligators in the Rio Grande!

[TigersEye]

There is no point in putting alligators in the Rio Grande it would just be a "release and catch" program. I'd give the poor critter twelve hours max before its refried remains were being sold from a Juarez taqueria.