[mplsconservative]

Couldn’t have been any worse than the turkey I had yesterday./s

[jakerobins]

Hope she remembered to make sure he was Halal and say mohammeds name before she cut him up! Wouldn’t want to break Islamic Law....(Murder and Sex with Children shouldn’t be a problem for the ROP)

[EGPWS]

literally She cut up her husband in pieces and cooked him.

I think that is taking "the man working to feed the family" thing WAAAAAY too far!

[bigbob]

The expressions “chewing my a$$” and “biting my head off” are heretofore banned from domestic discussions...

[ken5050]

"One day she had nothing to do,
Sing rickety, tickety, tin
One day she had nothing to do
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up as an Irish stew
And invited the neighbrs in, and
Invited the neighbors in."

[econjack]

She cut up her husband in pieces and cooked him.

I hate it when that happens...

[blueunicorn6]

With some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[silverleaf]

that secret wasn’t in the sauce

[GreenHornet]

The last thing he reportedly said to his wife was: “make me dinner.”

[MinuteGal]

This REALLY illustrates the meaning of the "Religion of Pieces".

Leni

[Revolting cat!]

That’s nice. Not too many women would have their ex-husbands for dinner!

[Moltke]

Although the reported plan was to cook his body parts so no one could find the body, something along the way apparently went wrong, giving the term foul play whole new meaning

The guy was a sitting duck. The term should've been fowl play...