You are too funny! I love satire!
“FUMR”
That Jim Thompson is quite the amusing fellow, isn’t he? ;o)
“As he was hanging up the phone, Robinson could be heard muttering something about Trolls, ZOTS, and Viking Kitties.”
Something about this seems quite real to me. lol
BTW..looking at the time stamp on your post..are you up very early, or very late? (g)