First, you gets the taxpayer-paid WH gardeners to dig you up a garden plot
Next, you plants some collards in the dirt. Don’t get none on those $500 sneakers.
Then you dumps some Blue Plains sludge on that garden... mercury and other heavy metals make them plants perk right up
Next day you goes out and harvests the full grown plants the WH gardeners stuck into the dirt that night
yum
I figure that if they spent $300,000 on the garden, paying the gardeners, etc (probably low considering what she spends on all of those assistants) and then harvested 30,000 vegetables (probably pretty high) then each carrot costs $10.