He’d have a a bigger problem with my two love puppies. Both are very friendly. The older is about 85 lb. and half Black Lab, half Pit. The yonger one’s about 80 lb. and is an 8 month old Great Dane. Both like to sleep with people.
A good friend of mine had an identical dog named "Apollo." When people asked him what breed his dog was, he would always boast about his, "Pitador." One day as we were leaving the dog park, Apollo wandered into a public restroom, and emerged proudly carrying a turd in his mouth which he had fished out of the toilet. Ever since then, I needled my friend about his, "Lavatory Retriever" :-)
Good! I like it!