I’d vote for Perry just to send a Texan with a drawl and an eviction notice to fumigate our house of the commie cock roaches that inhabit it now...
I can just see Perry in a cowboy hat and boots, knocking on the door, while the cockroaches duck down behind the sofa, though michelle will still be clearly visible from any angle, they try and be quiet, but at the last second, they look at each other and scream-
RAID!
Poof.
The End.
“I’d vote for Perry just to send a Texan with a drawl and an eviction notice to fumigate our house of the commie cock roaches that inhabit it now...”
Have to admit, one image I love is the reaction of the Secret Service if Perry continues to carry concealed — or *gasp* goes down to the gun range for some shootin’ with his buds. That would make heads explode — and not from the shootin’ irons.