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Report: Marines Banned from Farting in Afghanistan
The Blaze ^
| 26 Aug 2011
| Buck Sexton
Posted on 08/26/2011 11:28:17 AM PDT by mandaladon
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I just don't know what to say !!!
To: mandaladon
Without blue flame contests, deployment would be unbearable.
To: mandaladon
F@rt Proudly and continue to march!
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:30:50 AM PDT
by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
To: mandaladon
How else are they going to communicate with the muslims?
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:30:50 AM PDT
by
RickB444
(What one receives without working for, another must work for without receiving.)
To: mandaladon
I just don't know what to say !!!That's easy! Say کشیدن انگشت من
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:31:23 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
To: Bruce Campbells Chin
They need to issue afterburners and quit making bean burrito MREs.
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:31:32 AM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: mandaladon
What about things they do that offend our troops?
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:32:18 AM PDT
by
penelopesire
(Let The Congressional Hearings Begin!)
To: mandaladon
Side benefit is that they are helping prevent global warming.
To: NonValueAdded
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:32:52 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
To: mandaladon
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:33:20 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: mandaladon
backdoor method of attacking homo’s in the military?
I like it!
lol
To: Sir Napsalot
So, I guess, pumping your armpit to imitate the sound is also banned?
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:34:48 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: mandaladon
I heard that Oprah’s bodyguards complain that when they went jogging with her, she would always release silent and stinky ones.
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:35:57 AM PDT
by
MNDude
(so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
To: mandaladon
I guess they don’t want anything to interfere with their enjoyment of a good camel fart.
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:36:48 AM PDT
by
mardi59
To: mandaladon
So, by farting, we offend folks who’s religion demands they wipe their Obamahole with their left hand?
To: mandaladon
For now, the fart ban appears to be simply a guideline for good manners while Marines are out on patrol.
So the Pentagon has issued a fartwah?
And our Marines, so as to not give cultural offense, should not fart audibly in front of those Afghani soldiers who think it culturally acceptable to have pre-pubescent boyfriends?
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:38:43 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: mandaladon
Is it possible to get court marshaled for doing that intentionally against orders?
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:39:49 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: mandaladon
I do.
We need to leave. Now. If the brass is worried about a Marine upsetting an enemy by farting, there is no longer any reason to risk more blood and treasure in what has become a farce.
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:40:02 AM PDT
by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
To: mandaladon
Don't they realize farts can be an effective close combat weapon?
To: mandaladon
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posted on
08/26/2011 11:44:19 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
("Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8")
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