So I looked at your profile and guess you are in the better part of our state, politically speaking. LOL
I love NoCal better.
Go the Fresh and Easy site to find a couple near you and get some smoking deals:
http://www.freshandeasy.com/WhereWeAre.aspx
Oh, and those Union Nazi’s will be standing at the front door looking for sympathetic ears. Just keep walking past them.
There is usually a Fresh and Easy representative at the front door handing out coupons but the other idiots are paid True Believers.
Some of them are from other countries and don’t speak a lick of English.
One fellow was talking to me and I couldn’t understand a word he was saying, except for the word “Union”.
I started speaking Spanish and ......nothing.
I started laughing and asked one of his komrades where the dude was from.
One person answered “You know he doesn’t speak Spanish”
To which I replied “How the hell would I know? I can’t tell what he is speaking but it sounds familiar”.
(guess my making fun of him was obvious)
The person then said “Really? He’s black and you think he speaks Spanish?”.
“Really? He’s black? Well I wouldn’t have ever know that without you as my seeing eye dog”.
Someone said someone said something about the dude being from Suriname, Like I care. But I recalled they speak Dutch and some sort of French.
So I said “Well hell, he’s in Amerika and should speak some English or at least a language we can converse in”.
Guy says “They speak French down there”.
“Really?” I said “It ain’t that big a leap from Spanish to French and I can’t understand this dude. You should at least have people speaking the language of the territory, which happens to be English, here in the USA”.
I kept walking and when I got home looked up Suriname. Crazy Azz country.
Just look him straight in the eye and say "I think I had one once, but the wheels fell off".