[Arrowhead1952]

I want to take back all the money I spent on student loans for an education that does me no good now.

[A mind is a terrible thing to waste.]

I want to stop mending the waistband of five-year-old sweatpants.

[A waist is a terrible thing to mend.]

LOL. Good one there Charles.

[hsalaw]

I want to take back all the money I spent on student loans for an education that does me no good now.

Maybe she (I assume it's a she?) should have majored in math or science instead of "womyns' studies" and "gender confusion studies." Any college course with "studies" in its title is a complete waste of time and money in the real world.