How about this...start with the people already recieving taxpayer paid healthcare.
the ones living off the gubmint are far more likely to be fat and smoke than the rest of us.
And since the largest demographic of the largest people are African-American women, maybe Moose-smell should be havin a chat with her sistahs instead of cramping working-man whiteys style.
Careful there... it sounds like you've just said that the 1.2 million active duty military servicemen, who live off a government paycheck, are far more likely to be fat and smoke than the rest of the civilian world.