Two missionaries in darkest Africa are captured by tribesmen, taken to their village and lashed to two posts in the center of the village.
The next day, the witch doctor comes out and says to the first missionary, “You have two choices: death or Bongo-Bongo!” Naturally, the missionary takes Bongo-Bongo. Whereupon, he is beaten unmercifully by the natives until he dies a most painful death.
The next day, the witch doctor approaches the second missionary, and says, “You have two choices: death or Bongo-Bongo!” After what he had just beheld the previous day, the missionary says, I’ll take death!”
The witch doctor then says, “A wise choice. But first, BONGO-BONGO!”
This is the first joke that every politician in DC learns.
And he didn’t have time to meet with Gov Perry over the security of our nation......but THIS he makes time for....