[Charles Henrickson]

Weiner admits he sent lewd pix. . . . "inappropriate" exchanges with six women. . . . said he would not resign.

WEINER LICKS TRICKS FIX? CLICKS DICK'S PIX TO SIX CHICKS FOR KICKS . . . STICKS!

[PJ-Comix]

You should write it up in Daily Variety style:

WEINER LIX TRIX FIX? CLIX DIX PIX TO SIX CHIX FOR KIX . . . STIX!