[Travis McGee]

I want to see the picture where he’s wrapped in a pigskin prior to being tossed overboard with the ship’s garbage. Sharkbait.

OBL: RIP
Rest In Pork

[Farmer Dean]

If I were the Captain of the Carl Vinson,I would have ordered the crew to man the rail,unzip and .....

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> I want to see the picture where he’s wrapped in a pigskin prior to being tossed overboard with the ship’s garbage.

Me too. I truly fantasized the careful skinning of a porksuit so that it could be put to use as Osama’s burial shroud.

Especially if the commander specified the particulars of a “respectful Islamic burial,” I anticipate that sorry carcass was warmly swaddled in Squidpiss (no disrespect) from yonder stern, too dimly lit for the camera-of-record to capture the moment.

There better not BE any pictures of the act extant, either. I’m satisfied that’s how it went down. Good American sailors would not pass up the opportunity.