Posted on 04/01/2011 9:52:50 AM PDT by xzins
A new way to communicate
The mouse and keyboard were invented before the Internet even existed. Since then, countless technological advancements have allowed for much more efficient human computer interaction. Why then do we continue to use outdated technology? Introducing Gmail Motion -- now you can control Gmail with your body.
(Excerpt) Read more at mail.google.com ...
Another in a long line of Google April 1 (April Fools) announcements.
Featured joke to try: Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has good traffic with a lot of people walking around. Lay the trap in an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails trying to take up the coins!
Google is a scum lefty company. Why are you pimping for them?
It’s an April Fools day joke.
“Google is a scum lefty company.”
You’re being evil!
Take a deep breath, loosen your tie, and smile.
This is about April Fools Day.
Incidentally, I think my new WildBlue satellite does use GMail.
I have a few gestures I’d like to use in response to certain kinds of left-wing websites
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’
The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’
A blonde walks into a store and goes up to an employee who works there. She says, “Ummm...excuse me. Can I buy that microwave over there?”
The man employee answers, “O sorry. We don’t serve blondes here.”
So...she goes home, and dyes her hair brown. She goes back up to the same employee at the same store and asks the same question. And she got the same answer back.
So....she goes home and shaves off all her hair. Then for the last time, she decides she’ll go back to that store and ask again. “Can I buy that microwave over there?”
The employee answers, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
“Well, how do you know that I am a blonde?” says the blonde.
“That’s not a microwave. It’s a television.”
I have often wondered, once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Klondike
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Our room was directly across from the utility room door, and we soon learned that some ministerial students have a vocabulary not suited to the pulpit... '-)
Hope not. More and more people are being cremated these days.
Generally the old pruney types. ;^)
I noticed there was no mooning in the motion guide nor any single finger gestures. Bummer. Just no fun. Not interested.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
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