Kruiser At CPAC-Interviews, Pics & A Legendary Kabana

Stephen Kruiser ^ | 02/15/11 | Stephen Kruiser

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Yes, I know, all of the CPAC 2011 wrap-up posts are supposed to be done one or two days after but I had some loooooong nights.

This was my first CPAC and, as such, my first live exposure to the pubescent Stepford hordes of Ron Paul supporters. Worry not, rational folk, he'll never be president because most of his fans will probably poke their eyes out while trying to master the complex motor skills necessary for success in a voting booth. I didn't actually communicate with any of them as I'd forgotten my Paultard Talking Points-to-English translation dictionary.

But let's focus on the attendees who were old enough to drink.

My colleagues at PJTV had a prime interview area set up near one of the 500 escalators at the Marriott Circular Nightmare and spent the entire time interviewing stellar CPAC types like Ann Coulter, Michelle Bachmann, Dana Loesch and Andrea Tantaros. They interviewed some males as well but I have priorities. All of these can be seen here.