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To: vrwc54

In the White House, the Kenyan White House,
the Wookie stomps tonight!
In the White House, the Kenyan White House,
the Wookie stomps tonight!
“FEEEEED ME ALL THE JUNK FOOD YOU CAN FIND NOW” she says
“NOOOOOO ONE CAN SEE ME SCARF DOWN JUNK NOW” she says

In the MacDonalds, the peaceful MacDonlads, the lawsuits line up against the sales.
In the MacDonalds, the profitable MacDonlads, the lawsuits line up against the sales.
“CONTOOOOOLLL ALL THE PEOPLE’S FOOD” she says!
“MMMYYY THUNDER THIGHS AND ASS SIZE DON’T MATTER” she says!

(musical interlude)
“If you point out, my massive thighs out, you are a RACIST” she says
“If you point out, my massive thighs out, you are just a RACIST” she says
“FEEEEED ME ALL THE JUNK FOOD YOU CAN FIND NOW” she says
“NOOOOOO ONE CAN SEE ME SCARF DOWN JUNK NOW” she says

(etc.)


17 posted on 01/04/2011 10:51:20 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Nothing sharpens the mind like not being able to get a job. /Nonstatist)
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To: freedumb2003

Wonderfully cleaver!! Though you do owe me a new laptop as I shot my beverage all over it in laughter!


94 posted on 01/06/2011 12:28:40 AM PST by FlGoldwingGuy (Oh yeah...I lost all my firearms in a tragic boating accident, fell overboard- Yeah..that's it!)
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