I haven’t had sex in so long I am thinking of buying a plane ticket just to get fondled by the TSA.
I can request a female groper, can’t I?
No. Unless you can convince them that your in the middle of "gender reassignment".
In any case, I'd suggest moaning so loudly that Larry Flint would blush.
Right back to ya’.
I have my cell phone on vibrate and carry it in my BVDs.
I’ve told all my friends that if they call me on my cell phone, if I don’t answer immediately, let it ring a while. Aw’ come on! Be a pal. Let it ring a while. ;oD