[I cannot think of a name]

Is he drinking again?

[fullchroma]

Eighty-four years old and still surfing? Good for you, Rob (Petre)!

[goat granny]

Like me, when you get old, sleeping is the best part of age. Just tie me to a dock so I don’t fall into the water...

[sodpoodle]

That’s a lovely story. Must be getting old too - was expecting a video. Ha Ha Ha.

[paulycy]

I guess it wasn't the penguins' week to be watching him.

[nkycincinnatikid]

Simalar thing happened to me off Grand Bahamma in a small inflateable dinghy. I woke up and could not see land. Going by the sun I paddled against the wind for hours and was able to hitch hike bake to my beach. No porpoises took care of me.

[dead]

That is the greatest headline ever. I don’t even care what the story is about.

[dead]

Ferrets helped me paint my house.

[OB1kNOb]

So they did it on porpoise?

Why, soitenly, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.....

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Under Obama, lying is the new normal.

[Fiddlstix]

Ping

[Verginius Rufus]

Not the first time this has happened. Arion was thrown overboard and was carried to shore by a dolphin (according to Herodotus, Book I, chapters 23 and 24). But Arion first sang and played his harp, and only attracted the notice of one dolphin, whereas Dick Van Dyke got rescued without doing anything first.

[gitmo]

But they couldn't keep him from tripping over that ottoman every other time he walked past it.

[CrazyIvan]

As a diver I've been around them and we are cautioned that
they can be very mean and sometimes aggressive, especially
when they get amorous with the lady divers. You never hear
any lovely stories from the people they pushed AWAY from
land!

[al baby]

F-ing Obama voter

[Mike Darancette]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!