Posted on 11/06/2010 9:59:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Only if they are silver bayonets.
Dunno.
We’ll soon get to find out!
The 2-Hour Zombie Machete The question: Say the Zombie Apocalypse began right now and the world was in desperate need of a lot of zombie killing machetes, fast. How quickly could Zombie Tools fashion an effective blade?
The answer: Two hours, start to finish. And the end product is this ugly, but effective, little girl. We didn’t grind out the blade surface (the most time- and energy-intensive part of blade-making) so she’s chunky and a little slow, and we cut out all the steps that make our regular blades pretty, so she ain’t much of a looker (although she’s not completely without her charms, no?), but dammit if she don’t pack a wallop that, as we say, would kill some bitches*. If anyone out there has interest in a cheaper, rougher, yet still effective zombie-killing machete, let us know. We could work on a slightly tighter version of this blade that would sell in the $100 range.
Well, in that case, they are absolutely USELESS against zombies. Although they will make a nice toothpick for them after they finish dining on you.
Bayonet is reputedly a Kuwait pick up and came with an Iraqi ammunition pouch
That’ll work!
If any FReepers are looking for some good zombie reading I recommend:
1. The Zombie Survival Guide
2. World War Z
Both books are by Max Brooks and are highly recommended and also The Walking Dead on AMC.
In answer to your question yes you can kill a zombie with a bayonet. But you have to make sure you pierce the brain.
Kuwaitis and Iraqis, oh my, oh my!
Btw I know zombies aren’t real unless you’re talking about Democrat voters :P.
You can get 7.62x.54 for cheap at Ammoman.com ( Postage free) Those rifles are damn accurate hit like a .308 and are cheap to boot. I love the feel of the carbine .
Harbor Freight sells a zombie machete for $5. Never be without one.
This has the trappings of another FR Mega-thread and I would like to be part of it by saying.....nothing.
Ooooo...Democrat voters! :)
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