I just read your post aloud to my husband, who graduated undergrad SU 1977 and SU law school in 1983, and his response was “that guy could be me!” My son is a freshman in the SU School of Information Sciences this year. The menfolk in my family are rabid OrangeMEN fans, but the fundraisers stopped calling our house for cash after listening to umpteen harangues by xshub about why he would never give them a dime.
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