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Or...

Rep. Hank Johnson is afraid that the U.S. Territory of Guam is going to "tip over and capsize" due to overpopulation.

[MasterGunner01]

I was a the Post Office mailing letters many years ago. The lady in front of me had a over sized letter addressed to a city in New Mexico, The clerk asked another clerk what the INTERNATIONAL rate was to New Mexico, I jumped in and said, “The last time I checked a map of the U,S., New Mexico was next to Arizona. Plain old Mexico is a foreign country.”

Another time was at a postal substation during the Christmas mailing rush. The woman ahead of me did not know the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) and the German Democratic Republic (East Germany) — this was in the 1970s when the Cold War was going on. The clerk was perplexed and didn't know either. I asked where the package was bound — it was a city in West Germany. Then I had to explain to both the woman and the clerk that the FRG (West Germany) were the good guys and the DDR (East Germany) were the bad guys.

These dummies not only breed, but they also vote.

[Pollster1]

That was a classic!