Why not just post it here?
What a hoot if they selected a majority of illegal immigrants;)
Are there limitations other than being over 18 (voters only)?
It’s going to be a scripted Infomercial, not a townhall meeting.
“To insure that the audience represents diverse interests and political views...”
...in other words.
“To insure that the audience represents total adulation of the messiah of kenya and supports his Marxist regime in it’s entirety.”
Everything about this guy has been scripted and cast from the beginning...
Wonder what they are paying...I might be interested...
William Shakespeare
- All the world’s a stage (from As You Like It 2/7)
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school.
And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon’s mouth.
And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part.
The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.
Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
I got a callback for this audition. I was up for Row 3, Person 7. It was down to me and one guy from I think India.
I got the question “Mister President, what will you do for those of us who have just gotten our new jobs, to make sure another recession will not happen again?” I thought I delivered it very well.
But then the other guy got back from wardrobe, and he got a turban for his head. Shoot, how can I win against that?? Plus he got the question “Mister President, I am so grateful we have had fewer serious terrorist attacks in your two years than in the first 9 months of George Bush. What are you doing to keep this country so safe?”
Dang if he didn’t get the part.