Someone should set up a VPN for you into every prosecutors office in the nation.
Instead of having local officials deal with it, you could just read news stories and determine guilt or innocence. We’ll even set you up a phony message board complete with government stooges who can applaud your Perry Mason’esque brain.
Everything we need to know about your thought process was contained in this sentence.
“Heck, maybe she’s telling the truth. But if she’s not ... well, it’s just such a convenient story....”
Yes, jetskis, a witness, Mexicans, pirates, automatic weapons, appeals to the president, and TV cameras are just so...convenient.
lol! Such bluster! Such indignation! Did you hold your breath and stomp your feet as you pounded out your reply?