[The Comedian]

Yikes! This is not far from our family hunting lease. I wonder if they have taken over our hunting trailers? Like a safari.

If you need an extra gun, I'll take a weekend off to come have a look-see with y'all.

I've got some new night vision gear that needs breaking in anyway...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Ditter]

Thanks for the kind offer but I just checked with my husband and we did hunt right there where the ranches are supposed to be but we have moved on. Not that I would know, I only go for the arrowhead hunting and this latest place doesn't have any.

[Dead Corpse]

Texas has some good feral hog hunting. Never did get a chance to make it out when I lived there (kids, wife, the usual excuses).

"Gee officer, we was just out trying ta' get some fresh pig meat when these Banditos tried ta' jump us. Awfully sorry about the mess we made..."