[Fantasywriter]

“Pink shirts. Bow ties. New York Times.”

All I can tell you is that, from the POV of a heterosexual woman, Brooks comes across as ‘bi-curious’ at best.

[Leisler]

Yeah, poor bastard. I'm inclined to think it is North East, yupper income nurture, than nature, but who knows? In a just world he be sentanced to two years man camp, then a review board.

He probably follows EPA guidelines for outdoor grilling air pollution. I.E, no smoke, no char. He would ask you if you remember the FDA temp/time graphs for salmonella safe meats.