Posted on 01/28/2010 8:48:00 AM PST by florm15
Obama gave a 70 minutes-long boring speech. The speech was about him: he mentioned the words "I," "me," and "my" more than 100 times. [President Bush said "I" only 21 times during his first State of the Union Address.]
He talked about the "deficit of trust:"
"We face a deficit of trust -– deep and corrosive doubts about how Washington works that have been growing for years. To close that credibility gap we have to take action on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue -- to end the outsized influence of lobbyists; to do our work openly; to give our people the government they deserve."Okay, so to "end the outsized influence of lobbyists," Obama hired more than 6 lobbyists to serve in his Administration. Maybe it's just me, but I think it doesn't make sense.
When he talked about transparency, I laughed out loud....
"To do our work openly, and to give our people the government they deserve."Then candidate Obama promised transparency, remember? He said 8 times health care negotiations would be broadcasted on C-SPAN! But to be fair, this is the most transparent Administration in history. [You can almost see through TOTUS!]
"I'm also calling on Congress to continue down the path of earmark reform. Democrats and Republicans."He signed the stimulus bill, that didn't stimulate anything but the deficit. The "stimulus" bill is full of earmarks. Change we can believe in?
"[...] Jobs must be our number-one focus in 2010, and that's why I'm calling for a new jobs bill tonight."Is he calling for a second failed stimulus? The Obama administration believes spending creates jobs. But last year, that was proven wrong. Reagan created millions of jobs by less government spending and lower taxes. Government doesn't create jobs, Mr. President... [Exceptions: Obama's stupidity created 3 jobs so far: Christie, McDonnell, and Brown. More jobs will be created in November...]
Yesterday night, I posted a Poll. I asked if I thought he was going to blame Bush. Congratulation to 98% of you, because as always, for Obama, the buck stops with Bush:
"By the time I took office, we had a one-year deficit of over $1 trillion and projected deficits of $8 trillion over the next decade. Most of this was the result of not paying for two wars, two tax cuts, and an expensive prescription drug program. On top of that, the effects of the recession put a $3 trillion hole in our budget. All this was before I walked in the door."Yes, last Tuesday people voted for Brown because they're mad at Bush.
I loved this one:
"Now, let me repeat: We cut taxes. We cut taxes for 95 percent of working families."Seriously? You cut taxes?! Who is the President trying to kid? Someone should have yelled: "YOU LIE!"
Do you know who actually cut taxes? Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. Worked great.
There's a poll. Click here to vote
Did anyone notice that a lot of people wore purple last night? Michelle, Biden’s tie, Pelosie pant suit.
They forgot to tell Obama. LOL.
Gibbs has a purple jelly bracelet. Maybe that purple means something? I don’t know... Researching.... ;)
Those jelly bracelets from the 1980’s are still being used today, but they have a completely different purpose than when Cyndi Lauper and Madonna wore them.
This new social phenomenon involves “snapping” the bracelet off the wearer, enabling the snapper to earn a sexual favor from the snappee based on the color of the snapped off bracelet.
The colors each have a coded meaning as follows:
Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do “whatever the snapper wants”
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular “missionary” sex
White - indicates the wearer will “FLASH” what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to “flash” (show) a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to “69” (mutual oral sex)
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee “feel up” or touch any body part they want
I was thinking SEIU
Purple is Historically the color worn exclusivly by "ROYALTY". A room full of elites.
Maybe that purple means something? = Royalty
Ya know, I think you are right!
Tell me your joking!
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