Is that 3 seconds after I sit on the dorito, 3 seconds after aforementioned dorito has adhered to my nekkidness, or 3 seconds after I discover the said dorito?
If I’m going to smoke pot I wanna be responsible about things.
You’ve made this mathematically difficult. My advise is if there is any doubt, dip it in sauce and feed it to a friend.... then tell ‘em and laugh hysterically.