[ClearCase_guy]

That really high level of poverty? All those kids on food stamps? The really, really sad state of affairs in many minority communities?

It's because of the War on Poverty. That's your root cause, right there.

STOP SUBSIDIZING FAILURE!

[I Buried My Guns]

Instead of a War on Poverty we should commence a War on Laziness.

I would gladly fight in that war. My specialty would be to go behind enemy lines and when a fat ghetto mama pulls up to the best parking spot, I'd pluck her handicapped placard from her rear view mirror and run off before she could sit on me and thus end my life.