[Jim Robinson]

Mayberry? The cold war? McCarthy? Militias?

Hippie children are so smart. If these children represent our future, Liberty is dead.

God, I feel ancient.

[bigheadfred]

I just Love Obama!! How in the world did I ever get this far without him? Gee, Golly, Wow! He is just the very bestest thing since sliced bread! With all the sunshine he blows up my A$$ I have this warm, fuzzy glow 24/7! In fact, he blew so much sunshine up my A$$ with his speech to Congress that when I went outside later and farted, it melted ALL the snow for 3 blocks! And it was a LOT of snow. It had such a lingering effect that when I got up the next day the grass was green and the roses were blooming! I just love Obama!