How Do You Know You Are A Pointy Head Liberal?

JoeClarke.Net ^ | 11/14/2008 | JoeClarke.Net

[joeclarke]

You know you are a Pointy Head Liberal if you have disdain for Jeff Foxworthy.

You know your are a PHL if you believed any of Obama's promises.

You know your are a PHL if you have voted Democrat and still complain about the high cost of energy, including gasoline this past year.

You know your are a PHL if you believe "sharing more of the wealth" is not socialism. IOW give great sums of taxpayer money to those who do not pay taxes so they will "trickle up" prosperity.

You know your are a PHL if you cannot understand that if you drill for more oil, you can actually acquire more oil for the energy needs of your country.

You know your are a Pointy Head Liberal if you believe in the great hoax of the vaguely defined "Climate Change" and want to be involved with Cap and Trade or Carbon Tax. BTW There has been an official timout called on climate change for about ten years since recorded temperatures have been continually dipping.

You know your are a PHL if you are a Democrat and complain about excessive crime in your streets committed by people, usually hooded and under thirty, who voted or supported Obama.

You know your are a PHL if you support public school levies and still wonder why Johnny cannot read.

You know your are a PHL if you are amazed that there is so much disruption in school, but still think there is no need for corporal punishment.

You know your are a PHL if you support public school Sally attending school - most days - with her infant or toddler in the school's nursery.

You know your are a PHL if you think "more money for education" will solve any of the above problems.

You know your are a male PHL if you are in a major city where the judges, prosecutors, and social workers are primarily Democrat women who do not particularly like men; and your wife too easily gets the advantage in court, and has you arrested.

You know your are a PHL if you cannot reason that Barney Frank and a number of Democrats pushed for "affordable" loans for people who could not afford them, thus accelerating the collapse of the economy.

You know your are a PHL if you did not notice that the above Barney Frank,who was ignorant that his residence was the HQ for a male prostitution ring, was the first to demand a series of bailouts for those "too big" to fail.

You know your are a PHL if you cannot see the connection between the push for billion dollar bailouts and the deep dives of the stock market. (The market looks ahead many months and does not like the promised increase in taxes waiting for the American economy)

You know your are a PHL if you like Charlie Rose,Mike Wallace, Keith Olbermann, Chris Wallace, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, or any lib academic.

You know your are a PHL if you are new Sheriff Sandra Hutchens of Orange County who is surprised at the reaction from Gun-rights advocates and some permit holders after she promised to invalidate their licenses issued by the former sheriff.

You know your are a PHL if you are David Letterman who was actually a comedian years ago. Dave incessantly called Bob Dole "old," during his presidential campaign. Now Dave looks more withered than Bob Dole, war hero. Letterman did the same with McCain.

You know your are a PHL,and a heretic, if you believe in the solemnization of sodomy through the approval of Gay Marriage, and you think that God (who you don't believe in) does not care.

You know your are a PHL if you actually believe the loser media, which have lost profits, employees, viewers and readers by the ton, such as the NY Times, Newsweek, Washington Post, LA Times, PBS, syndicated radio news, MSNBC, etc.

You know your are a Pointy Head Liberal if . . . [fill in the blanks]

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

You know you are a Pointy Head Liberal if you have disdain for Jeff Foxworthy.

Ummmmmmmmmmm... no. ;)

[loboinok]

You know your are a Pointy Head Liberal if... "You believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution."

[Safrguns]

You know your are a Pointy Head Liberal if you hate God and Love the government.

[chrisser]

You know you’re a PHL if you think socialism is the greatest economic system ever - but the wrong people were in charge every time it was tried before, or they just didn’t have enough absolute power to make it work.

You know you’re a PHL if you believe the goodness of the intentions outweighs the evil of the results.

[ConservativeWarrior]

You know you are a PHL if you believe the best way to end racism is to give special consideration to job applicants based on the color of their skin.