DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-08 ("My Coming November Crackup")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2008 | Sherman Yellen, HUffies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Thanks to FReeper 2ndDivisionVet for the heads-up on this very DUFUable thread!

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Condor51]

top 5

[Arrowhead1952]

4?

[JRios1968]

Top 5!!!

[Travis T. OJustice]

DUFU WOOHOO!

[kenth]

[Rove, Rove, Rove your vote
When you’re on the screen
Narrowly, narrowly, narrowly, narrowly
Swipe it by machine!]

ROFL

[Army Air Corps]

Awfully shaky for people who follow The One.

[Dooderbutt]

Our cracks are beginning to show. . . .

[Joe the Plumber Disease.]

OMG - I’ll joke about you owing me a new keyboard, but I literally choked on my coffee with this one!

[wideawake]

I wouldn't want to be riding around with a McCain Palin sticker on my car after Nov 5th if this fraud occurs, I wouldn't be safe.

Fascinating insight into left psychology.

In the unfortunate event of an Obama victory, which would certainly be the result of widespread fraud by ACORN, conservatives will not assault Obama supporters.

[Argus]

If Obama loses this election, it will be because of massive fraud.

Wait, I thought it would be because Amerikkka is racist!?

I can't keep up with these people.

[Argus]

I'm leaning Italian in a hurry.

Watch out for that falling Tower of Pizza!

[CarolTX]

Extreme LOL !!

[Charles Henrickson]

The Leaning Tower of Pizza Boxes! LOL!

[Ditter]

This is a good one but I am very disturbed because dims are already talking about fraud if nObamam loses. How can they be so blind to not realize which party has used fraud all along. The dims in Texas used fraud to get LBJ into office. The Chicago dims are famous for their fraud over the years. It ain't us moonbats, it is YOU!

[Charles Henrickson]

Look up “projection” in the dictionary and you will see a picture of a DUmmie/KOmmie/HUffie.

[Arrowhead1952]

I just spoke to my old college friend Roger.

[Emphasis on "old."]

One of dan ra^THer's buddies??

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Our cracks are beginning to show. . . .

[Joe the Plumber Disease.]

Pull y'er britches up!

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Having seen the devious ways the Republicans operate, we find it impossible to believe that they will not once again pull some Rovian trick. . . .

[Some PERFECT Rovian Trick!]

Nope, the Bradley effect.

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It must be that 60's idealism. Its like a virus: just flares up once in awhile. . . .

[I think it's the herpes.]

Smoked too much Mary Jane in the 60s???

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This is why everybody should vote. The turnout should be 100%. . . .

[130% in some precincts.]

Even include the dims in prison.

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I too, cannot function normally anymore. . . . I really am not well.

[Situation Normal: All Functioned Up.]

SNAFU!! LOL..

[KarlInOhio]

Wait, I thought it would be because Amerikkka is racist!?

Klansmen voting multiple times. How can you tell one from another at the polls with their hoods on (and on their driver's license pictures too)?

[PJ-Comix]

Another great DUFU and, who knows, we might even revive interest in Johnny Ray. I first became aware of him when I saw him in “There’s No Business Like Show Business” on the tube. He played one of the sons who became a priest and sang a terrific song about Noah’s Ark that was jazzy, not like a typical gospel song. You should check that out. Maybe you could pipe that Johnny Ray song into your church. Oh, and I also saw a TV documentary that showed a lot more of Johnny Ray than what you can see of him on the web (actually nothing) singing “Cry.” He actually shed tears when he sang that song. Not a drop or two but a FLOOD of tears. He was really into it. Okay, Johnny Ray was also into some other things too which basically destroyed his career from the moment it took off but best to dwell on the positive.

[just me]

Maybe he should go to the pizza place in my neighborhood that was giving free pizza for stole McCain signs.