Just for giggles. Or not.
1 posted on
05/13/2008 12:02:54 PM PDT by
Antoninus
To: Antoninus
Your waiter has copied all your credit card data, including the additional security number.
2 posted on
05/13/2008 12:17:01 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Antoninus
Somebody used to sell special fortune cookies for slipping to your date. They said things like:
“You will not be able to resist your date’s advances”
“You will not feel guilty about anything you do tonight”
etc.
I’m one of those ones that would have loved yours. Of course, I get the jokes.
4 posted on
05/13/2008 12:40:04 PM PDT by
Uriah_lost
(The good guys must breed and continue to do so, or it is all for naught- A Smart Man)
To: Antoninus
“People will say you remind them of Lucius Cornelius Sulla.”
I *LOVE* this one!!!
To: Antoninus
“You will buy 36 million lottery tickets and still lose.”
Such is my luck.
6 posted on
05/13/2008 1:12:44 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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