[CitizenM]

Funny Bush lines: "Sorry I am a bit sleepy tonight...the WH red phone rang at 3:oo a.m. It was the da** wedding planner!

I noticed there were no presidential candidates here tonight. McCain is distancing himself from me, like others, including my daughter who is leaving. Hillary couldn't get in because of sniper fire. And Obama is at church."

[CitizenM]

Craig Ferguson said: "Most of you people don't know me. I am the late night host on CBS. I am all they could afford...after paying Katie Couric."

Later he showed funny Rumsfield clips...mock clips Rumsfield making paper airplanes, drawing a pictue of a donkey's behind, rolling a joint...etc while being asked questions by the press corps. All in good fun.