DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-08 (William Rivers Pitt Wants To Be A Surrogate)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[xtinct]

Dems are duplicitous, deceptive people who justify their behavior by sticking together on their delusions. It's the voices in their heads and the drugs talking.

I know this from personal experience --> My Boston family are all liberals.

Pediatrician sister votes for Democrats because many of her patients are on Medicaid. It's in her best interest not to have to compete in the natural health care market.

Nurse practitioner (geriatric) same deal only Medicare.

Shrink friend gets pissy every time there's a cut in medical benefits.

On and on...

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm reminded of Waxman's hot pursuit of Roger Clemens. . . .

I'm reminded of Will's hot pursuit of delirium tremens.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm reminded of Waxman's hot pursuit of Roger Clemens. . . .

I'm reminded of Will's hot pursuit of delirium tremens.

[Charles Henrickson]

Every campaign has "face-people" in every state to fill in for official campaign representatives in five-minute chunks during the 24-hour news cycle. They need lots of people to fill that time. . . .

But somehow, amazingly, William Rivers Pitt is not one of them! Not even for the 24-business-hour news cycle!

[Charles Henrickson]

I missed chapters 1-97,992,174,001. Would you mind recapping?

Google: +DUmmie +Pitt

[mikrofon]

Personally, I vote for throwing both candidates under the bus and voting for Samantha. She's a foot smarter, ten times as talented, and infinitely more capable than both of them combined

Speaking Truthout to Power

[Charles Henrickson]

Truth is in the eye of the beholder. . . .

Truthout is in the eye of the beerholder.

[mikrofon]

Every campaign has "face-people" in every state to fill in for official campaign representatives in five-minute chunks during the 24-hour news cycle

And the news outlets will really want to go to spokesman WRP in Bukowski's as he blows chunks...

[mikrofon]

Thanks CH (and PJ) for the ‘tribs...

(Anything for the ‘cause’ ;)

[Little Bill]

I have run across W. R. Pitt at a couple of Boston FReeps, he looks very much like the Graphic at the start of this post, short, fat, and dumpy.

He had just finished giving the full Monica to Howard Zinn at the particular FReep I am thinking of. After wiping his chin he came over to harass the Protest Warriors I was with. The following Exchange.

"Will, I heard you just got Married."

"Yes I did.

Is he any good?

I wish I had remembered that when I wrote the after action, funny how things come back.

[doug from upland]

From six years ago, this seems like an appropriate time for a reprise. On the Internet, Pitt actually contended that Reagan and North were responsible for the Marine barracks bombing. He also really did say to someone that he has never voted for Kennedy because Ted wasn't in his district.

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DFU SONG: Yellow River (William Rivers)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/22/2002 9:06:52 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - YELLOW RIVER

There's a guy who's a lunatic…..on the fringe, man, he is really sick
Some medication might do the trick…William Rivers

He's not voted for Kennedy…this is funny, you must agree
He's in John Kerry's district, you see…William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids everyday
William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say

Should he be in a padded room?…it should be understood
That's like asking - do grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers

He claims Reagan conceived a plan…the Beirut bombing had been a scam
Through Ollie he sent the bomb to Iran…William Rivers

He does not like our president…he's nuts, that is evident
I laugh out loud when I'm hearing him vent…William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
Yes, William Rivers, William Rivers…he is a toon, what can we say

Should he be in a padded room?…it should be understood
That's like asking - do the grizzlies crap out in the woods
Foolish William Rivers

William Rivers, William Rivers…he's teaching our kids each day
William Rivers, William Rivers…he's a toon, what can we say

[doug from upland]

Oh, my. “Is he any good?” If only you had that on film.

[NeoCaveman]

WHY CAN'T I BE ONE OF THEM?!

Fitzmas.

[Army Air Corps]

That, good sir, is classic.

[Arrowhead1952]

I’ve told many liberals that the USA has spent more on government giveaways to the point of breaking the bank. Every one thinks that Roosevelt and LBJ were the best presidents ever. I just laugh and really tick them off.

They all want bigger government giveaway programs. I’ve emailed them the Communist agenda and ask them which party that represents, and never get a reply.

[xtinct]

You: I’ve emailed them the Communist agenda and ask them which party that represents, and never get a reply.

Of course you didn't receive a reply --> What I've encountered with degreed liberals in Boston is that the positions they take have NO substance behind them. It's absolutely incredible not to be able to discuss a position or policy with a liberal because s/he actually doesn't know why s/he believes what s/he believes. They're like robots for the cause. Can you say brainwashing???? Their brains are fried.

[PJ-Comix]

Are you listening to Rush? So far no Ebony and Ivory parody.

[Charles Henrickson]

Are you listening to Rush?

Not today. Every other day I have my earphones in my laptop case, but today I forgot them. I'm working at a coffee shop with Wi-Fi, and I don't want to disturb anyone.

So far no Ebony and Ivory parody.

Paul is afraid to do one now. :-)

[doug from upland]

If either of you reaches Rush, send him this and I'll pay you a big fat commission if he uses it. I've sent stuff to Rush and Shanklin for years to no avail.

Our side didn't start this but someone had to do this. NOTE: Unlike Hillary, I didn't make the image of Obama darker to scare white voters. I darkened both so the yellow lyrics would be able to be read.

MIDI - TOP OF THE WORLD

[Charles Henrickson]

I've sent stuff to Rush and Shanklin for years to no avail.

Same here.